beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

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joannamccoy:

remember that time the enterprise fought a windows 95 screensaver

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theavaricious:

^{(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯*:･ﾟ✧ NO ONE CARES ✧ﾟ･:*╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)}

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fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

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idk why I’m tracking the ezra koenig tag b/c it’s dumb as heck most of the time

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one time a boy liked me just kidding

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